2021-01-09 01:40:34 von DieIrmaAusDerFirma

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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

2021-01-09 01:41:22 von DieIrmaAusDerFirma

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There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
"I drink, therefore I am."

2021-01-09 01:42:08 von DieIrmaAusDerFirma

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Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

2021-01-09 14:15:33 von anonym

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Ist das der mit dem Satz: Ich denke, also bin ich?
Descartes?
Naja, ist sowieso falsch, die Materialisten sagen: Ich bin, also denke ich.

2021-01-09 17:46:02 von anonym

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Wieder einen Riesenscheißdreck hochgeladen!