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In Germany we don’t say: "Hallo könnten Sie die Musik.."
In Germany we don’t say: „Hallo könnten Sie die Musik etwas leiser drehen?“ No, we say: Ja, Guten Tag, Ordnungsamt, der Nachbar hat um 22:01 Uhr immer noch laute Musik an. Ja, mit Blaulicht bitte! Kommentar (2) | tags: #musik #hallo #guten tag #ordnungsamt
You're a real German..
You're a real German when you went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you. Kommentar (0) | tags:
You're a real German when you went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you. Kommentar (1) | tags:
In Germany we don't say..
In Germany we don't say "Stay with me a little longer." we say "Ich beende die Stunde, nicht die Schulklingel, verdammt nochmal!" and I think it's beautiful. Kommentar (0) | tags:
In Germany we don't care about Digitalisierung..
In Germany we don't care about Digitalisierung. We print our Digital tickets trotzdem and put it into Klarsichtfolie because sicher is sicher. Kommentar (0) | tags:
Who remembers this German dinner story for kids? THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO DIDN'T WANT TO EAT HIS SOUP. HE STARVED TO DEATH. GUTE NACHT! Kommentar (4) | tags:
