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The enunciation apocalypse..
The enunciation apocalypse. - No, Alexa. I said order lunch! Kommentar (0) | tags: #alexa #said
"Everybody that said I wasn't nothing..."
"Everybody that said I wasn't nothing... my whole goal is to just make them ashamed that they wrote me off like that." Kommentar (0) | tags:
I went to McDonalds...
I went to McDonalds and asked if they had a vegan McDouble and the worker said yes...and this is what the piece of trash gave me. Kommentar (1) | tags: #mcdonalds #said
Karle, bleib loggr! I regl dees!..
Karle, bleib loggr! I regl dees! Weller Seggl von Eich, hodd zom Karle fedde Meersau gsaid?! Kommentar (0) | tags:
How's it going...
How's it going. - My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. - That's cool. - They misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch". Kommentar (1) | tags:
Death Metal concerts? At your age?..
Death Metal concerts? At your age? You look ridiculous! - ...she said. Kommentar (0) | tags: #metal #said
What's the last thing..
What's the last thing he said before his truck ended up there? Kommentar (3) | tags:
And God said..
And God said, "Let's make kittens soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs. And put tiny razor blades on their feet." Kommentar (0) | tags:
But darling, I never said that...
But darling, I never said that... - What Bob said and when. Kommentar (0) | tags: #said
Die Kombination aus Ingwer, Kamille und Honig lindert..
Die Kombination aus Ingwer, Kamille und Honig lindert Menstruationsschmerzen wirksamer als Medikamente (NSAIDs). Kommentar (0) | tags: #honig #medikamente #schmerzen #menstruation